Name created after Joaquin Phoenix's awkward David Letterman stunt to describe the bearded middle aged homeless rapper look he was going for. Often a name used to describe someone in a month long drug binge.
Hmm, Mr Phoenix, I see here that your resume says you took a couple year long break from acting to... go Beardo on everyone's asses.
by TopazRen February 21, 2009
Second understudy to Greedo and first-understudy to Beedo. While Greedo got speaking-lines and Beedo got screentime, Beardo is just hoping for a lucrative action-figure contract.
-- I'll trade you a cat's eye for a Beardo!!
-- Don't be silly. There's no Beardo. There isn't even REALLY a Beedo -- he's just a recycled Greedo. THAT's greed, for ya!!
-- Yeah...mercenary.
-- But at any rate, it would take more than that for me to agree to lose my marbles for such an exchange.
-- Gimme five!!
-- That's TRES seventies -- I LIKE!!
-- Say, what do you call a Greedo in a Speedo?
-- I think you may NOW properly be thought to have lost those marbles.
-- RELAX, I was 'riffing' on the Seventies.
-- Don't be silly. There's no Beardo. There isn't even REALLY a Beedo -- he's just a recycled Greedo. THAT's greed, for ya!!
-- Yeah...mercenary.
-- But at any rate, it would take more than that for me to agree to lose my marbles for such an exchange.
-- Gimme five!!
-- That's TRES seventies -- I LIKE!!
-- Say, what do you call a Greedo in a Speedo?
-- I think you may NOW properly be thought to have lost those marbles.
-- RELAX, I was 'riffing' on the Seventies.
by sukadog March 18, 2011
An example of a beardo is the one formally known as SWEENY, he is the wierdest person in the teaching proffesion and a a spectacular beard. He resembles the opera singer Luciano Pavorotti and has an incurable pie addiction.
by sam barcock April 3, 2007
A stupid creepy motherfucker with a beard and man-bun. Without the man-bun, he's just a loser with a beard. Imagine the disappointment your ancestors would have if they knew thier defendants would end up becoming a beardo!!
by Sydney Jean ESQ December 13, 2019
by Hector Knox December 27, 2005
Any bearded/stubble having individual who is unkempt, haggard, or hygienically impaired and lacks social graces and/or public awareness.
by kidagora November 18, 2011
Pronunciation: \ˈbir-(ˌ)dō-thə-man\
Function: noun
A man who is so manly that he can grow a beard anywhere on his body at any moment in time; however, despite being a testosterone factory, he represses any and all urges to demonstrate what he considers to be a “vulgar display of manliness.”
Function: noun
A man who is so manly that he can grow a beard anywhere on his body at any moment in time; however, despite being a testosterone factory, he represses any and all urges to demonstrate what he considers to be a “vulgar display of manliness.”
Dude 1: Holy shit, that dude just just grew a beard right in front of my fucking face! He must be beardo the man!
Dude 2: Holy shit is right, dude! But if he were a true beardo the man, he wouldn't have shown off like that.
Dude 2: Holy shit is right, dude! But if he were a true beardo the man, he wouldn't have shown off like that.
by beardo the man June 25, 2010