beardmigo

A friend or amigo with a beard.

Because Pete and Marc were the only two guys with beards at the party, they became instant beardmigos.

by Fook-ST@R October 22, 2014

bearmingo

A cross between a bear and a flamingo.

The tall, skinny legged bear was, in fact, a bearmingo.

by i'm websta' June 25, 2010

Trentonious Beardious Maximus

To expand ones face with awesome foliage of facial forestry with the entente of doing slow motion beard water flips to moisten up a ladies genitalia, but it doesn't stop there if you reach status of Trentonious Beardious Maximus you will be forever know as the hipster twin brother of Maximus Decimus Meridius slaying your enemies with random stuttering shouts about french toast crunch and traveling back in time to shop for his hipster appeal, some claim him to be part of the Doctor Who series but that is a lie... Clearly he is a WIZARD.

OMG!! what is happening to my lady parts? ohh look its just Trentonious Beardious Maximus doing sick beard water flips with dolphins.

by ieatkidz May 19, 2015

Beardilocks

A person who's only defining characteristic is their beard. No other noticeable or remarkable features, save the beard.

Jason: "Do you remember that guy that we saw at the fair the other day?"
Mark: "Which one?"
Jason: "Beardilocks."
Mark: "Oh yeah! That guy with the crazy beard! What a player."

by Bloberita July 24, 2010

Bendmigo

To hit it and quit it!
Also to bend a friend

My bendmigo and I had a session today!

by Bend you over January 22, 2022

beardimony

The species of marriage where both parties are using the other as a beard

Greg: I thought Darren, who likes to knit sweaters, was gay and Alice, who loves the LPGA, was also, but they just got married last week

Lori: I think they enered into a secret beardimony pact to cover their lifestyles from their parents and friends.

by Gcolo December 14, 2006

Beardmine

(n): a previously unknown pimple that suddenly explodes while scratching your beard.

While doing his usual chin scratch, John stumbled across a beardmine in his goatee that shot puss everywhere.

by Waylan P. Dingleberry January 19, 2012