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Dewsbury 

Home of the chavs. Dewsbury is a small town containing a massive amount of chavs mainly living in the Dewsbury Moor area. The rest of the population is asian 1% are other. So if youre from Dewsbury youre basically either a chav or asian or in most cases BOTH. Mainly known for the Shannon Matthews case.
I went to Dewsbury last week and was jumped by a big hairy chav.
Dewsbury by the shm April 21, 2009

Dewsbury 

A large indusrial town situated in the calder valey in west yorkshire, population is around 55,000 of witch 25% is mainly asian minority.

A metroplitan district of sevral small towns, Thornhill,Rathernthorpe, Earlsheton,Dewsbury,Hanging heton,Chickenly and Soothill and seval small areas all of witch have seeped in to each others borders creating Dewsbury.

up in till the 80's was a thriving wollen mill area and coal mining district but under the years of thatcher most of these where closed down sending the area in to social and economical decline.

most of the victorian housing has been dimolished to make way for the new town center and new houses,that only the posh and middle class can afford leaving us avrage joes with bearly any where to live.

Chavs are the main cleack hear making 70% of the social class
Emos 10%
moshers 15%
and plastics 5%
i hate living her its so crap! i cant walk down the steet with out being mugged for beiing emo!!!!!!
dewsbury is crap!! i wish it would be regenarted!! crap i forgot to do my homework
Dewsbury by me23333 February 23, 2008

Dewsbury Delight 

The sexual act of forcing your partner to take a poo and when you see the head coming, jam your fingers in there and force it back up.
Last night i totally Dewsbury Delighted my girl. got my fingers abit messy though
Dewsbury Delight by The dman6969 March 12, 2015

Dewsbury Tracksuit 

Worn by girls who go out in their pyjamas to Tesco, corner shop for fags etc. Usually Primark pyjamas. Can also include indoor-based booties.

Coined during the case of Shannon Matthews, when many unemployed locals of the Dewsbury estate were filmed outside in their pyjamas regularly.
To my horror whilst shopping in Waitrose, I saw one of those awful benefit types pushing a trolley around and wearing a Dewsbury Tracksuit.
Dewsbury Tracksuit by FCeebs21 November 6, 2010

Dewsbury multi-banger

If you're a slag from dewsbury and you need something to do.... Feel free to find a resident from different nations and take em home for a massive orgy and hopefully get pregnant to multi-nation babies for higher benifits
Just got home from a Dewsbury multi-banger... We had guys from every nation

The Dewsbury Dalek 

Specifically, a reference to Aishah Azmi the muslim school teacher suspended for refusing to remove her veil in front of the children she was teaching. (She later lost her claims of discrimination and harassment).

Female muslims wearing black, burkha style, religious garb, replete with face veil, have a tendency to remind older generations of British people of "Daleks", an arch enemy of Dr. Who, a popular children's science fiction TV programme.

Daleks were short, cylindrical, metal "aliens", who adopted their "costumes" to hide their terrible deformities and allow them to function. Their flesh was not visible, one could only hear their voice emanating from within.
a: I heard the Dewsbury Dalek lost her case of discrimination.

b. Damn right mate, finally the politicians are following the publics lead, even Ken Livingstone spoke out about the muslim women's face veils and their Dalek image.
The Dewsbury Dalek by StephenJH October 20, 2006
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