the act of removing pubic hair from the vaginal/scrotum area with your mouth and letting the blood plasma run along your chin
Tom: So what did you two do last night?
Sean: I gave her a bearded pompeii.
Tom: You are a sick freak.
Sean: I gave her a bearded pompeii.
Tom: You are a sick freak.
by brodudecm March 2, 2009
Get the bearded pompeiimug.