beam penis

A beam penis is a penis with a girth so thick and length so straight it can be used as a building beam.
Man, that guy gets all the chicks with his beam penis.
by Champions of Phrase-penis October 14, 2014
mugGet the beam penismug.

bionic penis beams

I created a small human in a woman's baby chamber using bionic penis beams.
by SirLinnell April 13, 2004
mugGet the bionic penis beamsmug.

penis beam

An erection that manifests suddenly or quickly.
She made my penis beam..
No, I'm not a pervert it's just that you really make my penis beam..
by DDDalso August 23, 2017
mugGet the penis beammug.