beagle ears

male version of female cameltoe; ie. when a guy's pants are so tight, you can see the bulge of his genitalia hanging on either side of the tops of his legs.

Roger has some serious beagle ears...those pants must be from high school.

by Kkerst September 21, 2008

beagles ears

Saggy tits

Wow she just tripped up over her beagles ears!

by Mr Sagg October 30, 2013

Beagle Ears

Slang for a vagina with unusually long labia. A synonym for meat curtains or roast beef named because the labia hang down like the ears of a beagle.

That girl could not wear a bikini because of her mean pair of beagle ears.

by CJ Strokenoff August 12, 2004

Beagle Ears

floppy, shapeless breasts

That chick should not be wearing a bikini top. She's got a major pair of beagle ears.

by mintypickle May 13, 2005

Beagle ears

The pattern of chafing due to your testicles rubbing against your leg

I work a 9 hour shift only to earn a set of beagle ears

by Lucky O'Toole June 4, 2022