When you're at the beach, and you just got out of the cold water. You're laying on the sand, and you try to get a show boner, but the cold causes it to be smaller than it should, and you probably shouldn't show it off.
What's up, ladies? Check out this half-mast beach dick I've got going. It's literally an inch, and a half, at best.
by Pikaderp August 6, 2015
Get the Beach dick mug.A state of partial erection about midway between limp and ragingly hard, suitable for an appearance at a nude beach.
A proper state of “beach dick” is hard enough that you don’t look like you have a tiny penis in public, while also soft enough not to cause alarm and make anyone uncomfortable by looking like a creep with a raging boner from staring at naked people. Especially helpful for those “grower not a shower” wangs.
A proper state of “beach dick” is hard enough that you don’t look like you have a tiny penis in public, while also soft enough not to cause alarm and make anyone uncomfortable by looking like a creep with a raging boner from staring at naked people. Especially helpful for those “grower not a shower” wangs.
I had no idea this was going to be a nude beach!! Give me a minute, I need to focus. If I’m getting naked in public I’ll have to get to just the right level of beach dick, not too hard, not too soft!
by Chocolate bardonkey October 3, 2021
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A state of partial erection about midway between limp and ragingly hard, suitable for an appearance at a nude beach.
A proper state of “beach dick” is hard enough that you don’t look like you have a tiny penis in public, while also soft enough not to cause alarm and make anyone uncomfortable by looking like a creep with a raging boner from staring at naked people. Especially helpful for those “grower not a shower” wangs.
A proper state of “beach dick” is hard enough that you don’t look like you have a tiny penis in public, while also soft enough not to cause alarm and make anyone uncomfortable by looking like a creep with a raging boner from staring at naked people. Especially helpful for those “grower not a shower” wangs.
I had no idea this was going to be a nude beach!! Give me a minute, I need to focus. If I’m getting naked in public I’ll have to get to just the right level of beach dick, not too hard, not too soft!
by Chocolate bardonkey October 3, 2021
Get the Beach dick mug.The very tan guy who looks like he has been working out maybe 5-6 years but its actually more like 10,DO NOT touch his plates,he wears a yankees shirt,hat and windbreaker pants everyday,he can be seen 4 feet from any mirror admiring the fact HIS CALF MUSCLES ARE FUCKIN BLOWIN UP BRO!!
by JesseHawk November 22, 2006
Get the Beach Dick mug.A sort of soft chub; not too full it's clear you're hard, but able to be proudly displayed while on a nude beach. Also referred to as "NBD". "Growers" can appreciate
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Wife: "Honey, look at that spectacular package, you have a serious case of nude beach dick going on."
Wife: "Honey, look at that spectacular package, you have a serious case of nude beach dick going on."
by Cooldaddythunder February 1, 2015
Get the Nude Beach Dick mug.A term to describe a person, or situation, so gross even bleach could not remove the filth from one's own genitals. Alternately used to imply sex with such a nasty person would almost certainly bestow various STDs upon oneself; a statement of both loose promiscuity and disturbingly bad hygiene.
Guy 1: "Mannn, did you see that drunk girl at the party? She was all over everyone the whole time"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she was gettin it from so many people I think the dog even got a swing, I ain't tryin' to get bleach dick"
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Guy: "That girl looks so nasty I got bleach dick just from locking eyes with her"
Guy 1: "I asked that chick out, and she said yes!"
Guy 2: "Who, bleach dick over there? Joke's on you, that girl's like herpes' ratchet outta town cousin! Ain't no cure for it!"
Girl (to girl friend): "Look, you're being a total bleach dick about this. I just wanted a ride to soccer practice."
Guy 1: "I got laid! It was that chick from the party"
Guy 2: "Me too! Same girl!"
Guy 3: "Do you guys want a ride to the doctor, or are you just gonna scrub each other's bleach dicks?"
by shenoah May 25, 2016
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must be some bach-dick needed to keep that cat around.
must be some bach-dick needed to keep that cat around.
by TTeech December 7, 2009
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