A large (fat or manly) female that mingles with a group of incredibly attractive women in night clubs. The battle pig will scare away men attempting to interact with the attractive females. The only way to bypass the battle-pig is for a self-sacrificing man to offer himself to the battle pig so that his friends may get close to the attractive females.

Dude, I can't get with that chick with the battle-pig in the way.

battle-pig by Gavin L August 12, 2007

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pigeon battle

Like Pigeon Chess, but both people are pigeons; a battle of the brain(less).

Bob and Tom have no clue about the subject they're debating, its like a pigeon battle.

pigeon battle by Geebygeebs January 17, 2015

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Battlepig

a large staffordshire bull terrier with big teeth.

a battlepig is a staff of over 30kg's

Battlepig by John boy1979 January 16, 2009

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Battlepillars

The best game every to be created.

Damn, he has battlepillars. He must be a very cool guy.

Battlepillars by kfwenfwgblwbgwlkjgbe January 17, 2023

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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