batman express

To frantically and intoxicatedly make your way to work, or other commitments, after partying too hard the night before and oversleeping, skipping your normal morning routine.

P1> (arrives at work)
P2> You're late again. And you look like hell.
P1> I know. I woke up 5 minutes ago. Pulled a batman express this morning.

by Bob Jr. October 24, 2003

The Bateman Express

The act of bouncing a bowling ball of the "barriers" numerous times in the interest of getting strike after strike after strike. Often used by bowling n00bs who can't throw straight. Often resultng in breaking of the barriers, or the ball hoping into someone elses lane and pissing a bunch of people off.

Oh wow, dave just did the bateman express and broke both barriers!

by IntegraTaz January 2, 2010