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basket job 

A sexual act, originated in the far east, in which a woman is placed naked, in a seated position, in a wide-mesh, haning basket. The basket is lowered so that a man, lying under the basket, can insert his erect penis into the woman's vagina. The basket is then spun along the axis described by the man's penis, increasing the man's sexual stimulation.
I went to Thailand, but forgot to get a basket job.
basket job by Big Steve July 2, 2004
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basket job 

a person so dumb you can put them in a basket and leave them there for days.
that guy was such a basket job.
basket job by oddkin January 11, 2005

Asian Basket Job 

A sexual act involving a basket suspended from the ceiling in a manner than allows for it to spin. The basket has a hole in the bottom. A small framed, petite woman(usually Asian) is folded in half and placed in the basket with her vagina over the whole. A man lies down on a table directly below the basket and inserts his penis into the woman's vagina. A third person then spins the basket until the male achieves sexual release.
Bob: Dude, that girl was tiny.

Tim: Yeah man, I'd really like to get an asian basket job from her!

Chinese basket job

A woman sits in a basket suspended from the ceiling with the bottom cut out. The basket is lowered and spun so the vagina spins freely around the penis.
I got my first Chinese basket job by a Taiwanese hooker for a nickel and a loaf of bread.
Chinese basket job by Phil July 29, 2003

Australian basket job 

The same as a Chinese basket job, but with a sheep instead,
mate.
He's the love child of an australian basket job.
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026