Bartlett High School 

some school in the town of bartlett illinois in u-forty shit where the grades seem high but the students are higher. while a multitude of gangsters plague the school at first glance, don't be fooled, they're just crackhead dumbasses who think they're the shit from the "ghetto" village their high school is located in. finally just got their own fucking football field like 2 yrs ago instead of having to borrow from other schools in the area. typically overshadowed by their newer and more athletically successful neighbors, south elgin high school, made most notable by south elgin freshmen calling us "fartlett". however, while south elgin's academy simply teaches incoming poindexters how to use video cameras and become a valued part of the media, bartlett's S.T.E.M academy students either learn to develop and supply chemical methamphetamine to the rest of the school or build health-related and physical abominations in their workshops in their free time. although bartlett has its fair share of rich ass snobs and junkies, don't be fooled, their GPA is completely held up by the geeky ass engineers who spend 34 hours a day on quantum physics and their science fair projects. our principal is the only fucking soul in the entire building with school spirit, and believe me, whereever the hell he's getting his good, I wanna know.

and remember, we are bhs and we dream big, cock caw

Boy: Where do you go to school?
Girl: I go to Bartlett High School.
Boy: ha academy nerd! Least it's better than Larkin.
Girl: yeah yeah

Bartlett High School by crunchycrispy June 4, 2021

Bartlett High School 

A U-46 school in Bartlett, IL. Everyone at this school does some sort of drug, whether it be nicotine or dabs. Most people are just privileged kids losing their Juuls and wasting money on pods, posh’s and othee type of nic device and the kids are also overly annoying, it’s a school filled with way too many white freshman sluts, where pornstars are also born and people can get their dick sucked in the bathrooms or stairways, or where freshman kids go missing from a fight and people don’t know if he’s still alive. The staffs cool though, they don’t do much but stand around and pop kids from time to time but hey it’s their job to do something. The sports are alright depending on the actual sport, most people at Bartlett just get annoyed from south Elgin freshman saying BartlettK too much. Otherwise the schools chill

Student from another school: Hey, you ever hear about if that kids still missing after getting confronted

Student from Bartlett high school:nah I don’t know where he’s been, but you tryna go smack this junk in the bathroom?

Bartlett High School by Somekidfrombhs12 April 14, 2019

bartlett high school il 

Home of the 9-0 freshman

Dam those freshman are better than are varsity team here at bartlett high school il!

bartlett high school il by Who's man2 November 6, 2017

Ted King as Senator Bartlett 

Ted King's taking on the role of Senator Bartlett, from soap operas to political dramas, he's ruling the screen.

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's playing that Senator in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: That's Ted King as Senator Bartlett, man, from soaps to the senate!

Ted King as Senator Bartlett by courtofowls September 5, 2023

Barlett Style 

You throw up chicken fingers into your partners vagina then stick your penis in and finally you cum all over her.

Yo did you, hear about that new barlett style?" "Ya man i just need to get myself some chicken fingers.

Barlett Style by J&T WorldWide June 8, 2011

Bartletted 

When someone who "thinks" they know something about computers/servers and attempts to "repair" one, usually leaving it in worse shape than it was in the first place. This can happen because the "guru" emits an EMP pulse that disables all electronics within a 25ft. radius.

John: Man, my laptop is running slow today.

Dave: Hey, I'll take a look at it!

Dave: *picks up the laptop, motherboard fries, screen goes dark*

John: Dude WTF?! You just Bartletted my laptop!!

Bartletted by xerolyfe April 3, 2011

Dan Kingsley Bartlett 

A Dan Kingsley Bartlett (a.k.a. Daniel Kingsley Bartlett, Dan Bartlett or Penishead) is known as a dickhead and has no morals. A Dan Kingsley Bartlett is someone who loves to start fights and provoke people for no reason when they are minding their own businesses and having conservations amongst themselves that has noting to do with that person. A Dan Kingsley Bartlett has a penis on their forehead and has a hot sister. A Dan Kingsley Bartlett can give it to people but can't take it. A Dan Kingsley Bartlett hates people because of their birthplace or something they have no control over, while anyone with any moral values hate Dan Kingsley Bartlett because of the reasons stated. These three words used together are more offensive than cunt, fuck, bitch, nigger or any other swear word in the English language and should never be used in public.

Two people seeing who can give out a bigger insult...
Person 1: You're a wanker.
Person 2: You're a douche.
Person 1: You're a dickhead.
Person 2: You're an asshole.
Person 1; You're a rapist.
Person 2: You're a fuckwit.
Person 1: You're a cunt.
Person 2: You're a Dan Kingsley Bartlett!
Person 1 is now shut down.

Dan Kingsley Bartlett by a person with morals January 2, 2012