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gooey baroombas 

Baroombas that have been covered in semen.
Yo! I ejaculated on my Mexican girlfriend's baroombas. Now she has gooey baroombas.
gooey baroombas by MST3K I like December 27, 2020

bahoombas 

-noun
referring to a pair of extremely enhanced breasts; most often cosmetically built.
"Look at the bahoombas on that woman. She must have some sort of disease!"
bahoombas by Papa W. December 18, 2008

Bajoomba 

A powerfully voiced, often spiritual, enormously busted and often bearing an equally and admirably large behind. A Bajoomba is a large-and-in-charge-woman-of-colour. Usually wise beyond what the common populace is ready, willing, or able to accept as plausible. Uncommonly seen in elderly years (Wherein they undergo the metamorphosis of Big Mama), the greater population of Bajoombas teeter between middle age and youth, though are often (N.B. Not always) less spiritual the younger they are, being full of youthful angst and exhuberance before full bloom to middle age occurs. Curiously, a large number of Bajoombas have a natural talent for singing backup vocals to intellectual white Briitpop bands from the 80s and 90s.

(This definition is written by a white boy with endearing respect for all the people of colour, and white folk who've ever been able to see past our differences of colour and culture, and seen simply the human being that we all are.)
I was listening to the radio last night. 'Nuvva one ovvem lame 80s & 90s shows. I was really shocked at the collection of Bajoombas they had, last night. They played

Stereo MC's - Connected, Pet Shop Boys - West End Girls and Eurythmics - Missionary Man. Sumfinrnuffin about them black backup singers sends a tingle down m' spine!

Compare & Contrast Example:

Shirley from Whats Happenin!
Bajoomba by Insane Saint April 19, 2011

boombasa 

Name of a legendary Kellogg Company intramural sports team founded in 2008. When an epic play is made, the team cheer starts “BOOM!” and ends “BOOMBASA!”
“Boombasa doesn’t have many skilled players, but they sure know how to have fun!”
boombasa by Wytrabt July 9, 2018

boombastic 

fantastic, extremely attractive, sexually arousing
girl, you be boombastic today with that skirt on, shicow!
boombastic by tommy. August 21, 2003

bazoombas 

Giant breasts, one alone (a bazoomba) being bigger than the owner's arse. So big they look wrong.
My God, they're some big bazoombas!
bazoombas by Starsky July 30, 2003