A close cousin to the dingleberry, butt crack barnacles involve small fecal matters that cling to the equator of anal shrubbery during the defecation process. Such large-scale delinquent turds have most often been cited in the human male species, although felines and canines are often privy to butt crack barnacles as well.
"I thought that Daisy's litter box needed to be fumigated, but turned it out was just my butt crack barnacles."
by Killface Jarvis October 22, 2008
Labia, the ladies' clam.
Also described as:
Mooseknuckle, pleasure button, sex index, tongue twister, magic pinkie,
Also described as:
Mooseknuckle, pleasure button, sex index, tongue twister, magic pinkie,
"Eat that beef barnacle like you would a twinkie, hey where's the cream filling? Ahhh there it is." *gurgle*
by freedomfighters July 11, 2008
John: "Dude did you know theres a test today?"
Eric: " Really man?"
John: "Yea!"
Eric: "shid nickel barnacles!"
Petunia & Patootie
Eric: " Really man?"
John: "Yea!"
Eric: "shid nickel barnacles!"
Petunia & Patootie
by Moneyyy23 September 1, 2010
by Fearman September 13, 2007
The office crisis barnacle's parasitic grip on the boss tightened with her every phony squeal for help.
by snakeplisskent July 19, 2019
by Phlick Benson June 23, 2022
When you have multiple parking violations and get a Barnacle, a big 20-lb yellow device, strapped to your windshield so you can’t drive until it’s removed. Replaced the boot in 2016.
Shawn: “What is that massive yellow thing on your windshield, man?”
Lloyd: “Snap, I got Barnacled. Probably shouldn’t have let those parking violations add up.”
Lloyd: “Snap, I got Barnacled. Probably shouldn’t have let those parking violations add up.”
by @madflax November 29, 2016