Barn Baby

A grown-ass man who frequently hangs out with other “Barn Babies”, usually in a garage or pole barn, while wearing a baby mask. A “Barn Baby” must consume excessive amounts of Peppermint Schnapps and White Claws in order to survive. Common activities include shitting on things, lighting things on fire, riding off-road vehicles, and office popping.

I had a real Barn Baby night last Saturday. One of the Barn Babies got third degree burns from kicking a cup full of flaming gasoline!

Barn Baby by Lil’ Adolf March 7, 2019

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Barn Baby

A person who was born on a bail of hay in a barn.

You think you were born in a hospital, but no you were born in the barn you barn baby.

Barn Baby by Barnbaby72 April 15, 2021

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barn baby

A racial slur for a black kid.

I entered Detroit just to face a poor barn baby.

barn baby by Tildo December 2, 2010

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barn baby

someone who dosen't close the door behind them.

hey mcdowell shut the door you barn baby.

barn baby by fullen September 9, 2005

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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