Urban Dictionary: Definitions by beeradz

Bargoyle

To pearch atop a bar stool with both feet on the cushion.

Get up on that stool and be my little bargoyle.

Bargoyle by beeradz September 21, 2015

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A girl you are only dating because she has HBO and lets you use her HBO GO password.

Janette is just my HBO Ho until this season of Game of Thrones is over.

HBO HO by beeradz May 12, 2014

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A tampon, soaked in alcohol, is inserted into a vagina or rectum. The alcohol is absorbed by the vaginal or anal lining causing intoxication.

Bro #1: Hey bro! Shove this tampon up your ass!
Bro #2: Fuck yeah Bro! Love Slammin' Tammies!

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