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Barf me out 

A Valley expression meaning "to be disgusted" or "being displeased" with a person or situation. Why it's called "Barf ME out" is beyond me. I mean why have you been swallowed by someone in the first place? and is the person vomiting you out some rando or is it the guy you're upset about. By the way, do you come out as a whole or already chewed and digested? Anyway someone is going to be dead either way in this scenario. Either you're dead from all the stomach acid slowly turning you into fine brown mush or (if you barfed out as a whole) the person vomiting is gonna be torn apart into pieces while he's living through that nightmarish feverdream of a Californian 80s term. Anyway i've wasted 10 minutes of my life, so im gonna go back to comment on some christian mom sites on facebook in hopes of redpilling them on chemtrails and on liberal inventions like homosexuality, climate change and gun control. The latter will completely stop natural selection in schools! (and they say we don't believe in evolution). Well dear reader i won't let you stop from reading more interesting definitions on this website. Actually its mostly definitions of girl names for some reason. Let me improvise one on the spot: "Ashley. Ashley is someone who would go on Urban Dictionary because she heard a phrase on Netflix and doesn't know what it means so she instantly feels panic curling up her bum because of her anxiety to always trying to fit in. I'm looking at you Ashley."

Thanks bye
Barf me out by Totallyradicl July 22, 2018

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026