banscrewdrivers 

A satirical political activist site who's goal was the abolishment and/or licensing of screwdrivers and various other power tools. A parody on many of the anti-gun web sites.

That banscrewdrivers was hillarious. It sure was a fun site back in the day.

banscrewdrivers by Pancake Eating Former Tool User July 9, 2004

banscrewdrivers 

The discussion board had such members as pkingascwdriver, loose screws, screwage, clark, wonder cow, alter ego, and others. The threads were mostly quasi role playing, with users typically expressing a point of view opposite of their actual opinion for satirical purposes.

Outrageous solutions to the screwdriver "problem" were frequent topic of discussion, such as adopting glue and tape for all "fastening needs". After all, no one "needs" screws or screwdrivers.

pkingascwdriver, who in reality was pro gun control and one of the few liberal members of the banscrewdrivers forum, had a signature close to the following:

"Guns are tools and as such should be kept loaded in an unlocked toolbox or junk drawer for easy access and everyday use. Screwdrivers, on the other hand, are dangerous weapons, and if owned at all should be kept locked in a cabinet."

banscrewdrivers by wonder cow September 3, 2008