The discussion board had such members as pkingascwdriver,
loose screws, screwage, clark, wonder cow, alter
ego, and others. The threads were mostly quasi role playing, with users typically expressing a point of view opposite of their actual opinion for satirical purposes.
Outrageous solutions to the screwdriver "problem" were frequent topic of discussion, such as adopting glue and
tape for all "fastening needs". After all, no
one "needs" screws or screwdrivers.
pkingascwdriver, who in
reality was pro gun control and one of the few
liberal members of the banscrewdrivers forum, had a signature close to the following:
"Guns are tools and as such should be kept loaded in an unlocked toolbox or junk drawer for easy access and everyday use. Screwdrivers, on the other hand, are dangerous weapons, and if
owned at all should be kept locked in a cabinet."
