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banjo kazooie

When you're strumming on a banjo while your cousin hums on your genitals.
"After NASCAR even, cousin Debby gave me the ole banjo kazooie as a thanks for taking her"
banjo kazooie by DK Kaytan April 25, 2024

banjo-kazooie

A Nintendo 64 game in which Banjo & Kazooie, a bear and a bird respectively, must rescue Banjo's little sister Tootie from an evil witch named Gruntilda, whom wants to steal Tootie's beauty. AHYUCK AHYUCK
"liek omg!!1 i got another jigsaw puzle pice!1 yaaaayy!!!!!!!!!1"
banjo-kazooie by Nyanko February 5, 2004

banjo-kazooie

Rareware's bear and bird sent to rescue their sister from the evil witch Gruntilda Winkybunion
It's a bird, it's a bear, it's Banjo-Kazooie!
banjo-kazooie by Donkey Kong Song February 4, 2003

Banjo-kazooie

When you ejaculate on a womans back while she's sleeping and attach a midget to her back. Therefore forming a strong bond between the midget and her. Making her and the midget resemble the characters from the N64 game Banjo-Kazooie.
"She said she had a headache so I banjo-kazooied that hooker."
Banjo-kazooie by Boot Fooklar January 28, 2008

banjo-kazooie

When a lass is blowing you off like a kazoo and snaps your banjo
Have you heard about Scott, some big lass did a banjo-kazooie on him the other night.
banjo-kazooie by micky217 December 30, 2022

banjo-kazooie

A terribly shit game.
I may like Nintendo, but this game was a pile of mucus.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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