ability (or lack of ability) to complete work given the available resources (people, time, money, etc.)
Since we can't afford to replace the guy who just quit, our department doesn't have enough bandwidth to take on new projects right now.

Joe's so overworked, he doesn't even have the bandwidth to train his new assistant.
by amphora October 25, 2006
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A measure of how fat a band is. The greater the fatness, the greater the bandwidth.

The Deftones have recently increased their bandwidth
by Dylan Stringer August 6, 2006
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Referring to the size of ones pant size.
"oh my god....ew....check out the bandwidth on that girl..."
by redhairedfoo November 29, 2006
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I'm seeing her at 5 o'clock if I have the bandwidth
by Big Simes January 22, 2003
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A person who upon entering a building depletes the entire area of all the bandwidth therefore slowing down everyone's internet.
Greg walked into the dorm and my internet just stopped working because he is a bandwidth bandit.
by Joe Shafty April 30, 2008
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a bitch on a LAN that has so many programs running on the internet that it slows the whole network down
Dude, stop being a bandwidth hog, I'm trying to check my email
by Mix Mastah Vlad October 6, 2003
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A person in the IT department that doesn't allow anyone onto the network for any reason (whether good or bad). Spends weeks on end getting his proxy server up so he can feel like a real IT department is under his fingertips. Also know to have packet sniffing software running 24/7 on his network to identify potential "spies" or "HaxOr$".
Often times this power trip is due to the fact that he/she has a small business penis and needs to grow into their role.
"We had some guests coming to our office and i had to tell them that our network was down for the day so they wouldn't ask to use our network to check email. Thanks Bandwith Nazi!"

"We had to hire some new employees and give the IT guy a day off. We needed to get them on the network and knew the bandwidth nazi would come full force with his bullshit blitzkrieg."
by Homer Jhay Simpson April 15, 2008
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