banana smoothy
a slimy mixture of cum and vanilla ice cream that leaks out of a woman's vagina after at least a 20 minute session of sex.
banana smoothy by the knowledge of stuff February 14, 2012
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Banana Smoothie
Where man pushes a banana into a girls vagina as the she tihgtens to crush the banana. The man then has sex wiht the girl and blows. The girl then pous the nice smoothie into or onto the guys mouth.
Banana Smoothie by doho121 January 19, 2010
blueberry banana smoothie
1. When a male ejaculates on the breasts of a woman with extra large nipples and then tit-fucks her, causing the cum to froth up in a smoothie-like consistency.
2. What a pirate yells at a juice bar.
2. What a pirate yells at a juice bar.
"Give me a blueberry banana smootie, me heartie"
"I gave that girl such a blueberry banana smoothie last night... she fucking lapped that shit up."
"I gave that girl such a blueberry banana smoothie last night... she fucking lapped that shit up."
blueberry banana smoothie by Seth T. January 19, 2008
Banana Smoothie
Michael and Christopher met at the salon. "What are you two boys in for today?" "Mmmm...he's having a Banana Smoothie...I just need a little manscaping."
Banana Smoothie by AngelaSingerChick May 20, 2010
Banana smoothie
Banana smoothie is a phrase used to friends meaning "Please give me some attention".
The phrase is mostly used in the Australian language and mostly used as teenagers.
The phrase is mostly used in the Australian language and mostly used as teenagers.
Banana smoothie by Banana.faith.smoothie November 23, 2020
Banana Smoothie
A blended mixture of banana and other ingredients, often sweet, into a mixture that can be drunk for enjoyment.
Banana Smoothie by ICouldBeACactus January 11, 2023
Banana smoothie is not an apple pie
A banana is an elongated, edible fruit – botanically a berry12 – produced by several kinds of large herbaceous flowering plants in the genus Musa.3 In some countries, bananas used for cooking may be called "plantains", distinguishing them from dessert bananas. The fruit is variable in size, color, and firmness, but is usually elongated and curved, with soft flesh rich in starch covered with a rind, which may be green, yellow, red, purple, or brown when ripe. The fruits grow upward in clusters near the top of the plant. Almost all modern edible seedless (parthenocarp) bananas come from two wild species – Musa acuminata and Musa balbisiana. The scientific names of most cultivated bananas are Musa acuminata, Musa balbisiana, and Musa × paradisiaca for the hybrid Musa acuminata × M. balbisiana, depending on their genomic constitution. The old scientific name for this hybrid, Musa sapientum, is no longer used.
Musa species are native to tropical Indomalaya and Australia, and are likely to have been first domesticated in New Guinea.45 They are grown in 135 countries,6 primarily for their fruit, and to a lesser extent to make fiber, banana wine, and banana beer, and are sometimes even grown as ornamental plants. The world's largest producers of bananas in 2017 were India and China, which together accounted for approximately 38% of total production.
Musa species are native to tropical Indomalaya and Australia, and are likely to have been first domesticated in New Guinea.45 They are grown in 135 countries,6 primarily for their fruit, and to a lesser extent to make fiber, banana wine, and banana beer, and are sometimes even grown as ornamental plants. The world's largest producers of bananas in 2017 were India and China, which together accounted for approximately 38% of total production.
Banana smoothie is not an apple pie by Bro with the words December 18, 2023
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