banana bender

Alternate name for a resident of Queensland, Australia, where bananas grow and people with nothing better to do put a bend in them.

When I win the lottery I'm going to move to Queensland and become a banana bender.

by hinterland August 5, 2003

banana bender

An Alternate name for a gay person. To be used when you call out at a bunch of gay people.

Hey! You are a bunch of banana benders

by Tommo8225 October 27, 2006

banana bender

The 'banana bender' is most commonly known as a sex position, the recipient freezes a banana. Once frozen the banana is then shelved whilst sitting on a massage chair to aid with insertion.

Person 1:Tom did you receive a banana bender last night?
Tom:Yeah I shelved the whole thing

by Mendax June 23, 2014

Banana Bender

Banana benders, people from Queensland, Australia, they are called this as Queensland produces over 90% of Australia's Bananas.

P1:Where are you from?
P2:Queensland
P1: You a Banana Bender?
P2:Yeah

by Ashling Hill July 19, 2012

Banana Bender

A cocktail they sell in South London consisting of banana milkshake, vodka and banana liquor. It's delicious.

"Ohmygod I propa fancy a banana bender in South London, let's do pub quiz aswell!"

by snoooksy September 6, 2011

Banana bender

When your penis is curved in wrong direction

Damn bro I got a banana bender going on

by jsqurriel November 21, 2019

Chocolate coated banana bender

A variation of the original "banana bender", but with a chocolaty twist of Brookdale chocolate ice cream topping drizzled on top, hence the name chocolate coated banana bender. Unlike the original you do not need a massage chair for aid of insertion as you have the topping, acting as a lubricant.

Person 1: What did you do last night Tom?
Tom: I gave myself a sweet chocolate coated banana bender last night on the toilet.

by Mendax June 23, 2014