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Baltimore baker's rack

Sex act, like a Cleaveland steamer, in which the woman kneels down and supports her breasts with her hands while her partner squats, facing away from her, and defecates on her chest.
"After a few natty-bo's, that chick got down on her knees to give me a rim job, and before she knew it, I was givin' 'er a Baltimore baker's rack."
by saltybalty July 17, 2012
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Baltimore Shuffle

The act of stumbling around the streets like an idiot after shooting up heroin.
I caught Brian doing the Baltimore Shuffle across the LightRail tracks last Thursday.
by アメリカへの死 December 23, 2019
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baltimore surprise

When you are attending a Baltimore sporting event and an attractive woman sitting in the row behind you reaches into your trousers and gives you a handy
Man I went to the game last night and the orioles got their ass kicked , but the nice woman seated behind me gave me reached between my seat and gave me “the Baltimore surprise”
by Dugout6856 January 28, 2019
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Baltimore Suitcase

Having sex with a condom and the condom slips off inside the person. This is known as a Baltimore Suitcase because the person with the condom in them has to unpack the soiled latex.

The term is derived from the once famous Lady Baltimore luggage line.
I was frightened when I was almost finished with her because I left a Baltimore Suitcase exposing me to a potential STD.
by X man D May 30, 2006
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baltimore snowball

It's when one person stands on a balcony and ejaculates over the side while another person on the ground catches it either on the face or directly in their mouth.
I gave my landlord the Baltimore Snowball because she raised my rent $25.
by Gabby Hayes February 5, 2014
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Baltimore Screwjob

When a Baltimore sports team is blatantly screwed over, often costing them the game.
That punk Jeffrey Maier ruined the Orioles season. Just another typical Baltimore Screwjob.
by Shane2424 September 22, 2007
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Baltimore sleigh ride

A police tactic for meting out street justice to uncooperative suspects whereby the subject is shackled, but not seat belted, in a paddy wagon. The van is then driven wildly to throw the subject violently against the walls of the van.
The guy was mouthing off to me. I had to give him a Baltimore sleigh ride.
by Ted Bellicose May 2, 2015
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