by spastic_antelope January 20, 2004
a retarded ballerina is a ballerina (best portrayed in Rihanna's Umbrella video) which creeps along on its pointed toes and struggles to maintain balance on the small appendages. A deformed, retarded ballerina is one that is missing some or all of its toes and fumbles around on partial or complete stubs of their feet. They normally smell like rotting onions and have extremely long tits.
Mitch-Dag son... here comes that fuckin' retard ballerina again I say we kick it in the toes and hope it falls over
Tom- Nahh son thats a "deformed retarded ballerina" it doesn't have many toes to kick... lets lead it towards a pothole, then it will definately trip.
Mitch- Sick Plan ...get the shovel
Tom- Nahh son thats a "deformed retarded ballerina" it doesn't have many toes to kick... lets lead it towards a pothole, then it will definately trip.
Mitch- Sick Plan ...get the shovel
by Salad tits cockney May 26, 2007
On the hopefully rare occasion you attempt to wipe away the remains of a particularly capacious poo and accidentally push a finger through the paper, after the required degree of swearing, you may look down to access the damage and be greeted by what is called a Brown Ballerina. This is the name given to the appearance of your now brown finger wearing what appears to be a lovely brow tutu. Not nice...but hopefully from now on...a touch more funny
After a night on the Guinness and a curry I went to the bog this morning and ended up with a right Brown Ballerina!
by Dave Petherbridge June 19, 2008
by randomish July 29, 2009
as seen in rihanna's video "umbrella" a retarded ballerina is one that tip toes around a stage or any similar flat ground and looks as though they are struggling to survive. The tits of the said ballerina are often long and misshapen best seen in the play Cats (not in the video "umbrella")
Shit son! There's that retarded ballerina again, tiptoeing up to the bus stop...let's kick her toes!
by salad tits May 17, 2007
by A.Benko February 22, 2019
A kid who likes to fly off a bench by getting pushed of the bench and completely misses the ball causing him to get the nickname flying ballerina kicker.
Person 1 OMG did you see that! That kid missed the ball.
Person 2 yesss let give him the nickname flying ballerina kicker.
Person 2 yesss let give him the nickname flying ballerina kicker.
by I don't know what to do February 27, 2019