brown ballerina 

When wiping ones arse after a particularly sloppy turd
your finger pushes through the paper and into your mess
resulting in what looks like a brown ballerina

"bloody hell cherie, we gotta stop buying this cheap
toilet paper! this is my second brown ballerina today!"

brown ballerina by woms May 12, 2007

Brown Ballerina 

When you are wiping your ass and your finger goes through the toilet paper, giving the appearance of a brown ballerina (the paper being the tutu)!

"I was wiping my ass yesterday and got a brown ballerina."

Brown Ballerina by m!lky October 4, 2008

Brown Ballerina 

On the hopefully rare occasion you attempt to wipe away the remains of a particularly capacious poo and accidentally push a finger through the paper, after the required degree of swearing, you may look down to access the damage and be greeted by what is called a Brown Ballerina. This is the name given to the appearance of your now brown finger wearing what appears to be a lovely brow tutu. Not nice...but hopefully from now on...a touch more funny

After a night on the Guinness and a curry I went to the bog this morning and ended up with a right Brown Ballerina!

Brown Ballerina by Dave Petherbridge June 19, 2008

Brown Ballerina 

Where your finger penetrates the toilet paper whilst wiping the rectum after a bowel movement.

I’ve just had a Brown Ballerina.

Brown Ballerina by ASW27 April 18, 2021

brown ballerina 

a girl who likes to take it up the ass, then suck the guys dick after he pulls out and she twirls it and slaps it in her face.

Boyfriend: Yo man, guess what happened last nite?
Friend: No way man, you boink her?
Boyfriend: No..better...gave her a brown ballerina.
Friend: Dude...

brown ballerina by LuvinDaLadieZ February 21, 2013

Brown ballerina 

A finger busting through a piece of toilet paper when wiping your ass

I saw a brown ballerina on the toilet

Brown ballerina by Fairfax dream girl September 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019