Ball Print

When you're too tired or drunk to make it to the bathroom and you piss in the sink. When you're done, your balls have left a print on the counter, sink edge or another surface ... showing the tell-tale sign of you using the sink as a urinal.

Stan must have been drunk off his ass last night. When I went into the bathroom, there were his ball prints all over the sink. Dude must have had a lot to drink. The sink smelled real nasty, too.

by Guy4Guy July 6, 2017

Paint Ball'n

What a woman does while on her menstruation cycle. Term is used to describe the markings made on feminine products

I had to 86 going down on my baby gurl the other night because she was paint ball'n

by centercutslayer February 4, 2008

ballpointing

being at the brink of shitting oneself; referring to how the poop starts sticking out of someone’s butthole just like the ball in a ballpoint pen

I have to shit so bad I’m ballpointing

by erik19 October 10, 2022

Ballpointing

When you really need to go poop.

I really need to go to the toilet. I'm ballpointing

by MisterValentin September 28, 2022

Ballpointing

Ballpointing is the term used to describe when one’s nard pokes out their asshole, resembling that of a ballpoint pen (this is also referred to as a turtle head). Ballpointing is the bodies way of showing you it’s not fucking around and that one should go and release their bowel.

Student: Miss… Miss… Miss… Miss!
Teacher: Yes, what is it?
Student: I need to go to the shitter, I’m Ballpointing.
Teacher: What?
Student: I said I’m Ballpointing… I have a turtle head.
Teacher: *looks confused*
Student: Goddammit miss I need to shit.

by WeReadYourWordsInMathClass March 1, 2023

ballpoint brown

When someone uses the tip of their prairie-dogging turd like the ink in a ballpoint pen. Can be used to draw complex images or words. Sexual or not. Similar to a rolling brownout.

Last night my girlfriend used her ballpoint brown to tell me she loved me for the first time.

by Ruff Around The Edges March 25, 2022

Ballpoint Figure

An averaged sum, usually asked for by a complete tree stump when obtaining a fake lead.

"Yes ma'am, and what was the purchase price of the home?" "ummm" "Just a ballpoint figure ma'am."

by Rlz December 17, 2003