Bald Eagle

Not only our Nation's bird, but also the nickname for a woman's well-groomed undercarriage. God Bless them all.

Was that chick you went down on hairy?

"No man, she had a bald eagle!"

Right on!

by Uncle ZShar January 24, 2011

bald eagle

Unit of measure equal to 7 feet. This is the average wingspan of an adult bald eagle. It is a freedom unit.

That basketball player is 1 bald eagle tall.

My car is two bald eagles long.

by xtremerange2 November 30, 2022

bald eagle

Someone who desires to remove their pubic hair either for self gratification or simply insanity.

Damn, That Garrett is a bald eagle!

by captain chump June 27, 2004

Bald Eagle

The national bird of the USA. Nothing else.

"Joker, a bald eagle isn't a women with no hair on her crotch. UrbanDictionary is just filled with perverts, and they flooded this term with sexual definitions."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 9, 2022

Bald Eagle

The act of shaving your pubes then jumping at a womans face in an attempt to land your penis in her mouth.

Dude#1: Hey, last night I bald eagled my girlfriend.
Dude#2: You shouldve put that on youtube!!!

Boyfriend: Bald eagle motha fucka!!!! *jumps in the air.
Girlfriend: What? *turns around and ends up with a penis in her mouth.

by Tocen November 7, 2009

Bald Eagle

Noun

1. A man fifteen-plus years older than the woman he is hitting on, dating, or married to.

2. Man who likes a woman not born in the same decade as him.

3. Classy term for older men who like younger women.

Harry was a regular bald eagle. In a pack college coeds he'd dive in and carry off the prettiest, youngest girl.

With his bad back? How does he lift em?

Shut up James.

by Malloy Ahoy August 18, 2013

Bald Eagle

Phrase used when a person has shaved all the hair in their genitals. Mostly referred to women as they are seen as less hairy.

Person 1: Hey, I hooked up with him last night, I had to go bald eagle.
Person 2: Nice!

by Bopsy2410 February 24, 2015