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Baking bread 

The method used when facing ED, much like a natural viagra. In most cases, baking the bread is applied when an individual is intoxicated. The theory states that when an individual is unable to get a boner, he places his soft serve weiner into a girls vagina. The vag acts like an oven and when a doughy d mixes with the vag juice in the warm oven and causes the weiner to get hard. A female mouth, or in a bernie's case a male mouth, can also be used to 'bake the bread.' This theory battles Einsteins theory of relativety as the most significant theory in history. It will not hold with anal sex though... would bread rise in a smell refrigerator?
Mateo: Yo, I got my D dubs last night
delmar: Not a chance, I saw you in the bar last night and you were plastered. There is no way you boned
Mateo: Dude, I was Baking bread, works every time
delmar: mmm yeasty
Baking bread by allstarme November 9, 2007

Baking bread 

The area of skin on the top of a large woman's feet when she puts a low cut dress shoe on.

This statement is usually spoken between 2 or more caddy women.
Jill: Hey, did you see the new temp?
Susan: nah, I missed her.
Jill: she lumbered by a few minutes ago. Her shoes were hanging on for dear life. She was really baking bread.
Baking bread by El Nutt August 4, 2009

Baking Bread 

(verb) when a female walks outside on a hot summer day with a yeast infection
But sally, If I go outside It would be like baking bread!
Baking Bread by BNMPTB October 10, 2011

Baking Bread 

"Sorry, we can't have sex tonight, I'm baking bread down there."
Baking Bread by Timmy Gumdrops January 6, 2017

Baking Banana Bread 

When having sexual relations with a women; the penis is termed "banana" and the vagina is the "bread." "Baking" is simply the sexual act. This term is commonly referred to in conditions when saying "i fucked the shit out of that bitch" would be innappriotate
"Hey whats up man... did you bake banana bread with suzy last night?"

"Yea, I did... we made several loafs."
Baking Banana Bread by Big Birm October 11, 2004

Bread baking 

The sexual act of applying flour to the penis and having vaginal intercourse, whereas the combination of vaginal fluids and the flour form a dough
Person 1: How’d your first date go?
Person 2: It was hot! She was very kinky, and eventually we were bread baking
Bread baking by Minority Cubed March 17, 2019
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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