Baked muffin

A satisfied vagina.

A pussy that just went through rough sex.

After sex pussy.

I met this girl at the bar last night. She was pretty hot so I sent her home with a baked muffin.

Yeah he was a freak but kind of nasty with it. He ate the baked muffin.

Baked muffin by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017

baked air muffin 

when some one blows a fart which makes you yarf (puke yellow chunks) all over fuzzy no no's.

I blew a Baked air muffin which made Betty yarf all over angelo's fuzzy no no.

baked air muffin by Chutny Choadlicker March 8, 2004

Bakes my muffins 

An exclamation about how something has made you happy.

Wow Sydney thanks for washing my car, that really bakes my muffins!

Bakes my muffins by Bennet Anderson December 14, 2020

Bake Banana Muffins 

Slang for smoking weed. A poor excuse for recreational marijuana smoking.

Mom: "What have you been doing it's nearly midnight?!"

Pot head son: "Uhhhhhhh.... me and some friends wanted to.. bake banana muffins, so it took awhile."

Bake Banana Muffins by Upsidedowncakefiend September 15, 2010

bake some muffins 

To smoke pot and get high. Occasionally used as code among teen friends and peers.

Pot head 1: Hey, lets meet later at my place and bake some muffins.

Pot head 2: Okay, I'll see you later.

bake some muffins by Pot head 1 October 8, 2011