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Baguette Seagull 

Is it a Baguette?
Is it a Seagull?
No!
It is both!
It is love.
It is hate.
It is happyness.
It is pain (french people know that).
It is everything.
It is nothing.
It is a Baguette Seagull
Person1: "what do you love the most?"
Person2: "a Baguette Seagull"
Baguette Seagull by Baguette Seagull November 20, 2021

Baguette Slop

It refers to edgy cartoons with toilet humor that originate in france.
I like oggy and the cockaroaches and stupid invaders. They're my Baguette Slop
Baguette Slop by ChrisBacon April 20, 2026

I don't speak baguette 

Basically a funny alternative for telling someone you don't speak French.
Guy 1: Bonjour, parlez-vous français?
Guy 2: I'm sorry, I don't speak baguette

Sket Baguette 

1)Foul name for a trans-gender person (female to male).

2) Can be used in the place of "bitch" or "dick" to describe annoyance with someone or somthing.
1)Look at that sket baguette!

2) You are such a sket baguette!
Sket Baguette by Sket-Baguette November 5, 2018

Je suis baguette 

Sentence used by 90% of american dumbasses that think they can speak french while they don't even realize that they just said they are goddamn baguettes.