Bagoy

A false bagel, one that has no stake in the historical and cultural history of bagels-proper (a contraction of "bagel" and "goy"/"goyim", the Yiddish word for "Gentile", hence inauthentic or unsatisfying).

Jessy was initially excited by the ready availability of so-called "bagels" in central Kentucky, but was unable to find naught but sour doughnuts, rounded croutons, and other bagoy monstrosities.

Bagoy by Jessica Griffith March 24, 2004

bagouser 

a 5 foot tall stickman with a foot long penis who comes out of bushes to "bagouse" (buttfuck) you when you get out of your car to repair it along side ofthe road. he can teleport from bush to bush, has an offensive laugh, doesnt talk, and is tres segously. sometimes spelled bhagooser.

I was bagoused by the wachousay bagouser when i got out of my car to change a flat.

bagouser by SirManth April 7, 2005

Baggy Nunge 

This is a loose vagina that can be deceiving to any teenager, at first it is perceived that your about to get some tight 'clunge' but it ends up being a 'baggy nunge' like a conventional shopping bag..

Corr.. thought I was gonna get some tight clunge last night lads, but naa' that mo'fucking bitch had a baggy nunge says 'Joey'

Baggy Nunge by Joey Watling February 20, 2011

Bagoom 

An onomatopoeia used in the video game "Sonic Blast Man II." The word is used similarly as "Boom", "Pow", or "Bam." The word was made somewhat well known by a YouTuber called "ProJared" who reviewed the game, and made fun of the word.

BAGOOM! Game over for you!

Bagoom by Hyde233 July 30, 2015

Baggy Nasty 

When a girl wears tights that are too small for her and they fall down below her dress or skirt causing a bag like sack to be seen by others.

There is also a 'Baggy Nasty' game that can be played by friends...

Spotting a standard black baggy nasty (SBBN) - 5 points
Spotting a tanned baggy nasty (TBN) - 10 points
Taking a photo of a SBBN - 15 points
Taking a photo of a TBN - 20 points
Requesting to have a photo with the girl with a SBBN - 50 points
Requesting to have a photo with the girl with a TBN - 60 points
Getting a photo with your face through a SBBN = 100 points
Getting a photo with your face through a TBN - 150 points

TBN's are worth more point as they are less common!

Enjoy playing the Baggy Nasty Game!!!!!

Man - "check out that girls baggy nasty!"

Friend - "oh my god that is one killer baggy nasty right there, its almost down to her knees!"

Man - "Bet you can't get your face through it"

Friend - "I'm all over this shit, best get your camera ready and those 150points!!"

Baggy Nasty by Baggy Queen December 4, 2011

bagsy 

to claim somthing for yourself, or the other way round. There is no higher authority than a bagsy, once someone has bagseyd something it can't be taken away similair to yoink.

Bagsy mine.

Bagsy not in goal!

bagsy by Freddie Flintoff July 26, 2004

Bagoon 

A large, often oversized, human. Generally having feet which are gargantuan and work independently from the main body. The bagoon has lower than average IQ, poor dress sense, and lacks basic social skills.

"Here Gary, look at that massive Bagoon, he's all over the place. He walking like Bambi on ice.

Bagoon by TheBanterBadger May 9, 2015