Bagel Dog 

When a guy soaps up a girls butt in the shower and rubs his penis in her crack.

Yo Santos, this morning my lady and I got in the shower and I bagel dogged the shit out of her!

Bagel Dog by bdogzzzz June 19, 2010

Bagel Dog 

The act of wrapping the penis around the skin flap/fold of an obese female, or male until said penis looks like a bagel dog.

Jim: hey Eric see that fat chick over there

Eric: where?

Jim: over there

Eric: yea

Jim: I'm totally gonna bagel dog her

Bagel Dog by Theoutlawjosiewhales August 15, 2009

Bagel Dog 

A Jew. Because, you know, they love bagels. And they're dogs.

Ari, Shlomo, Nadav, Alon, Effrecheim Goldenbergstein....all of these men are likely Bagel Dogs.

Bagel Dog by Definitely NOT a Jew February 4, 2009

Bagel Dog 

A delicious treat enjoyed by many, consisting of a hot dog surrounded by a hot toasty bagel. It may or may not be topped with condiments.

"Mary Poppins and company are making bagel dogs tonight."

"Get your hands off my bagel dog!"

Bagel Dog by Bagel dogs for life March 27, 2009

bagel dog 

Anal penetration performed from behind with recipient on all fours. Anal sex from behind (i.e., doggy style).

That girl's ass is so fine, I can't wait to bagel dog it.

bagel dog by BHBunny May 14, 2009

my dog ate a bagel 

A famous excuse for not coming in on mondays.

employee 1: hey i can't come in today my dog ate a bagel

jared: thats okay buddy i want to be your best friend.

my dog ate a bagel by Mr. Peterson February 16, 2008

Bagel Dogging 

When a guy takes another guy's turkey neck fat, wraps it around his cock and fucks until completion.

I was bagel dogging this daddy last night.

Bagel Dogging by Oinkalicious June 10, 2021