Noun/adjective. In the top five of worst things imaginable. Picture a burlap sack of severed, bloody dicks. Yep, pretty much the worst thing ever.
I can be used in many contexts, describing smell, emotion, taste, sound, disgust, etc.
I can be used in many contexts, describing smell, emotion, taste, sound, disgust, etc.
"I drank too much last night, and now this morning I feel like a giant bag of dicks."
or
"This dead prostitute smells like a bag of dicks."
or
"Cheryl's liver and onions were horrible. I would have rather ate a bag of dicks."
or
"This dead prostitute smells like a bag of dicks."
or
"Cheryl's liver and onions were horrible. I would have rather ate a bag of dicks."
by Bryan745 October 21, 2005
1. someone who is exhibiting behavior normally associated with douchebags / generally acting in a douchey manor
2. literally, a bad of dicks (obsolete)
2. literally, a bad of dicks (obsolete)
by Johnny Papp November 07, 2003
N. A bag--can be paper or plastic (or even a burlap sack)--filled with various shapes, sizes, and colors of disembodied/severed penises; commonly used to describe an unattractive situation or proposition
person A: Did you get married yet?
person B: No. My fiancee ran off with my best friend.
person A: That's a bag of dicks.
person B: No. My fiancee ran off with my best friend.
person A: That's a bag of dicks.
by Rossi 46 February 12, 2009
When a guy is being a complete asshole
by chriss91 May 30, 2015
A man who is such a dick, he isn't just a dick, he is a bag of dicks.
by AlohaTaco November 24, 2016
An expression popularized by Louis CK in a comedy routine in which he explains his experience while sitting in bumper to bumper traffic on the Hollywood freeway. He pissed off another driver that yelled to him "Eat a bag of dicks!" The comedian found humor in an insult involving a bag of dicks from a motorists that was as dumb as a bag of hammers. With hammers every problem looks like a nail, with A Bags of Dicks you can cope with all the cunts on the freeway at rush hour.
by Bob Who April 29, 2020
Before the invention of pie, there was a need for a food to use in eating competitions. The food used became the penises of dead villagers. Since homosexuality was viewed as "wicked" in the days of yor, and the homosexuals typically won the penis, or dick, eating contests, it was a quite insulting remark at the time to utter to a fellow villager. Since then, the remark has lost some meaning, but remains insulting nonetheless.
Mr. Yegendorf, you're my lawyer and supposed to be trustworthy, but I don't think I can trust you anymore!
Oh? Well as your attorney, I advise you to eat a bag of dicks.
Oh? Well as your attorney, I advise you to eat a bag of dicks.
by Tim Anderson April 23, 2004