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When you're bedazzled by dong.
Person #1: I can't stop thinking about that hot guy with the big bulge in his pants. You know he's packing some heat down there.

Person #2: Holy shit, you're totally bedongled.
bedongled by ihumpedthat June 2, 2015

Badonkled 

The point reached after extreme cannabis consumption: When one reaches the ultimate stage of high known as “badonkled”.
•During the session•
1. Bro... Im absolutely badonkled right now.
2. I know... me too bro.
Badonkled by WeedWords420 April 15, 2021

bajongle 

Yo dude get a lawnmower or something cause u got a really bad bajongle.
bajongle by Bajonglenator January 11, 2009

Bodongle 

To spread apart one's ass cheeks and bellow a folk song into one's rectum.
Marisa's ass cheeks were red raw after Henry bodongled into her rectum.
Bodongle by DoogleLover July 22, 2012
Hey 30 days to live but Hovercrafts. Silent Bajongled.
Bajongled by BRUH-BURGER.MP4 December 5, 2019
The opposite of Santa. He comes into your house through the front door, knocks everyone out with a crowbar, takes your presents and burns down your house.
I dont have presents because the bajongler came by last night.
Bajongler by BRUH-BURGER.MP4 December 6, 2019