Usually said when someone is whining about a task they don't wanna do. It'll shut someone up easily that is complaining.
Little Warden Walker: I'm tired of this grandpa!
Grandpa Walker: WELL THAT'S TOO DAMN BAD! You keep diggin'!
Little Warden Walker: Well excuse me.
Kid 1: Can you buy us another controller for our Wii?
Mom: You already have 3, what wrong with those?
Kid 2: All 4 of us want to play SSBB, together, at the same time!
Kid 3: Please?
Kid 4: We just have to! We have to!
Mom: Well that's too damn bad. I ain't buyin' you another one.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!