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Hot bacon crab dip 

When a male and female are naked and fighting like crabs the male will begin to pour hot bacon oil onto the female therefore lubing her up. The male will then lightly cover his penis with sand and bury it in the females vagina whilst putting his hands up in a crab claw like fashion. The remaining cooked bacon can then be used as a tasty snack.
Susan asked me to do a Hot bacon crab dip with her last night, I couldn't resist. The bacon was a nice reward also.

Gerold and I did a Hot bacon crab dip last night, my pussy's still burning

bacon dipper

The act of wrapping ones penis in bacon, dipping it into a womans butthole and having anal intercourse. (The bacon may be fried and eaten after)
"I gave veronica the nastiest bacon dipper last night, she didnt even know the bacon was on my dick! THEN SHE ATE IT!"
bacon dipper by schwi August 25, 2011

oreos dipped in white chocolate wrapped in bacon deeped fried dipped in mayoooooooo 

The best thing in the entire world!
Once a person has experienced it, they will constantly crave it. Especially after a long night of drinking and partying. It's even better if you use hellmanns.
Hey Amy, lets go for some oreos dipped in white chocolate wrapped in bacon deeped fried dipped in mayoooooooo!