backfire drunk 

When you try to get your girl drunk but it backfires and she pukes all night and you can’t get a piece.

I only want a couple drinks. I don’t want to get backfire drunk.

backfire drunk by Phoenix420 January 28, 2022

national backorder

Some B S story or excuse about ordering a part for a car and being told it can't be delivered until hell freezes over ( your shit up a creek)

Your car part is on national backorder , cause the lazy fucks won't make it till after lunch.

national backorder by Dalray January 4, 2019

Backfire 

to bring a result opposite to that which was planned or expected.

They never learn even after all the games they play continue to backfire on them.

Backfire by Goddess12* December 22, 2013

backorder bitch 

A super hot chic that is desired by so many guys she would never be able to keep up with the demand. Guys have to wait in line to get a chance.

That girl is crazy hot, but I have no chance. She's a backorder bitch.

backorder bitch by T-HUD January 1, 2014

Blumpkin Backfire 

Toilet water that splashes on one's chin while giving a blumpkin.

Clean off your face, baby, you've got some blumpkin backfire on your chin.

Blumpkin Backfire by Purrris August 14, 2006

BK Backporch Griller

A surprising, unexpected buzzkill. It sneaks up on you from behind as only a backporch griller (i.e. backdoor man) can.

See also: BK Broiler, BK Backporch Broiler, BK Burger Shot, Whopper BK

Thanks a lot for breaking my piece. Just because we were doing an a capella version of Lil Troy's "Wanna Be a Baller" doesn't excuse you knocking it off the sink.

I'm really sorry.

Not good enough, this is a total BK Backporch Griller.

BK Backporch Griller by Smollie October 21, 2009

the backfire 

when a guy is at dinner and gets up to say goodbye, he stands up and reaches over the table to hug someone, and he inadvertently places his cannon within one inch of someone (who is still sitting down) at the table's face. the backfire-ee, if you will, then sharply turns their head not knowing their is a cannon pointed right at their face, and then proceeds to make full blown facial contact with the shaft and the ballbag of the backfire-er

1) holy shit man, that one time at the house of blues, i was giving my girl a hug goodbye, and i totally gave ginnie mae the backfire

2)

the backfire by The Muffler Of All Mufflers March 18, 2011