bacissaly is to get everyones attention for an important announcement. This term is normally used by roadmen and those who think theyre on road, it is also used by people who want to address a situation
phillip getting everyones attention, "Ight cool bacissaly yh, were not making enough from our stock g."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.