Baby neck

The condition associated with the inability to hold your head up during an extreme level of highness. Leaning back on a couch typically resolves the problem.

Me: That couch looks hella comfy dude.
Graham: For sure dude, I got the worst baby neck right now.

by MarkyMarkWahlberg January 30, 2010

baby neck jam

1. The accumulation of milk, food, lint or other non distinct matter between the rolly polly fat layers of a baby's neck.

2. A meal that is so unidentifyable and mushy that it is comparable to a baby's neck jam.

1. Eww, I need a baby wipe to clean out Lily's baby neck jam.

2. Gee, mom, what did you cook? Baby neck jam? I'm ordering a pizza.

In music: "Oh hot damn baby neck jam, keep on wiping it fast as I can..."

by Kimmah May 12, 2010

Baby necking

When someone is so tired, drunk, faded, or a combination of the following, they have an extremely hard time keeping their head upright and continually bobble their head.

Damn kid, you were so faded last night you were straight baby necking

by Mike-E Danger December 21, 2016

babyneck

When you are so gone off the ganja, you can no longer feel your neck.

Fred:Why don't you get up and do something?

Jerome:Because I got that babyneck.

by nationalBabyNeckassociation November 19, 2010

babyneck

A defamatory term to describe a young and developing redneck (a.k.a. redneck in training).

"But he's only 15, why is he missing so many teeth?"
"Oh, he's just a babyneck."

by Christian Stovall April 22, 2006

babyneck

When someone becomes to fucked up from smoking,Drinking,ext....They Lose Control of their neck muscles Causing the head to bobble around like infant thus the term babyneck

Frank just smoked the whole blunt and got that babyneck

by steveo34609 October 5, 2011