3 definitions by Kimmah

runch

The meal between breakfast and dinner for dogs named Scooby.

Rut roh! I runt to eat runch.

by Kimmah May 12, 2010

ducktarded

stupid and disgusting in a way that causes an inconvenience to others.

My dog is so ducktarded, he ate the diapers out of the garbage AGAIN!

by Kimmah May 12, 2010

baby neck jam

1. The accumulation of milk, food, lint or other non distinct matter between the rolly polly fat layers of a baby's neck.

2. A meal that is so unidentifyable and mushy that it is comparable to a baby's neck jam.

1. Eww, I need a baby wipe to clean out Lily's baby neck jam.

2. Gee, mom, what did you cook? Baby neck jam? I'm ordering a pizza.

In music: "Oh hot damn baby neck jam, keep on wiping it fast as I can..."

by Kimmah May 12, 2010