Highly annoying people who use Facebook for no other reason then to constantly post pictures of their hideous, ugly children. These people are usually so wrapped up in their own world, that they fail to realize that their baby looks like a science experiment gone wrong. Unfortunately, those of us who are friends with Babybookers must endure endless photos of their pig-faced, large cranium, cross-eyed offspring.

Babybookers should realize that no one really gives a fuck what their ugly children look like.

Babybookers by Whipcreemz March 4, 2011

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Babybook

When pregnant women or those who just popped out a baby turn Facebook into their own personal gushbook and overshare on the details of how "precious" their little one is.

Sam: "Dude, did you see that Jen posted pictures of herself giving birth on Facebook?"

Nick: "Totally, she's using it as her own personal Babybook!"

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Status: "It's so exciting to know in a few weeks time I will be face to face with a creation I was a part of! What a blessing!:)"

Comment: "It would also be a blessing if you just stfu and stop using my wall as a Babybook!"

Babybook by Schums August 14, 2010

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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