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Babil

Babil is perfect
by BasilDoesStuff May 12, 2022
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Babeland

a seemingly fake sex toy store made up for the description of fleshlight.
why does babeland exist?

no one knows...
by Kumtukey fly chimken September 25, 2019
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Ghetto Babble

A corrupt form of English. Often used by white kids that have never actually known any black people, let alone black people that speak like that.
Suburban White Boy #1: What up nigga? Lets go find us some hos.
Suburban White Boy #2: Word up G
Suburban White Boy #1's father: How many times have I told you two to stop speaking that Ghetto Babble under my roof?
by Fatboy26 October 9, 2008
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Babiaked

"She got completely Babiaked, they wouldn't let her get into the taxi".
by elainethepainijo January 22, 2014
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Incoherent Babbling

Texts messages that don't make sense. Usually sent while drunk, high, hopped up on drugs, or a combination of all three.
Incoherent Babbling Text- Ex: You make boyz in the hood look like little rascals.
by drunkandstupid October 18, 2010
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babel fish

The Babel fish is small yellow and leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe. It feeds on brainwave energy received not from its own carrier, but from those around it. It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. It then excretes into the mind of its carrier a telepathic matrix formed by combining the unconscious thought frequencies with nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain which has supplied them.

The practical upshot of this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language. The speech patterns you actually hear decode the brainwave matrix which has been fed into your mind by your Babel fish.

Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mindbogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.

The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly disappears in a puff of logic.

"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is whte and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.

Most leading theologians claim that this argument is a load of dingo's kidneys, but that did not stop Oolon Colluphid making a small fortune when he used it as the central theme of his best selling book 'Well That About Wraps It Up For God'.

Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different race and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation.
"Ford..."
"Yes?"
"What's this fish doing in my ear?!"
by Douglas Adams' Ghost February 17, 2005
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Cina Babi

Cina Babi (Noun) is a slang that has existed since racial riots from both countries, malaysia and indonesia. Malaysia (May 13, 1969 riot) while in Indonesia (May 12, 1998 riot). Originally they were just immigrants who came to Nusantara to work as miners. Eventually they settled down here and had children and then became a large community. Cina babi slang applies to a people who eat pork and also behave like pigs in malaysia. 1 There are other sources that also found that this slang not only occurs in malaysia and also occurs in indonesia. Explanation It does not mean a real pig but its behavior is just as bad as a pig. There are many things and attitudes related to them that they practice and do but only 10 things that need to be mentioned are the most famous things namely:

1. Often there is no fairness in any business dealings
2. Like to cheat
3. Underestimating the other races because they think they control the economy
4. Stubborn
5. Communist ideology, deep in the corner of their hearts they still love and are loyal to mainland china
6. Often insult Islam
7. Only care about their race and do not care about other races. There is no inter-racial tolerance
8. Efforts in eliminating and denying the history of the country
9. Rude
10. Has a foul smell like a street dog and does not bathe in the morning
Indonesian brother 1 : "Liat aja ahok mata sepet perut buncit.. kyk babi udhh" <3
Malaysian brother 2: "Iya memang cina babi lah tu"
by kekkeigenkai November 23, 2020
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