awrf 

Hi Dan. Happy Valentine’s Day.

I know you said we weren’t gonna do anything for Valentine’s Day, but you had to go to bed, leaving me for five hours with nothing to do. So, I have made this video, because I love you, and I’ve never had Valentine’s Day with anyone before. So, this is me saying, “I love you.” Plus, you got me loads of awesome birthday presents and I wanted to repay you, somehow, because it was the nicest thing anyone’s ever done for me.

The first time we met, I was the nervous-est person ever, as you could tell, and I was clawing at you, and biting you, but that was just because I really liked you, and luckily you saw through that. And then, when we were on the big wheel, I was like, “I really hope he likes me too.” And then you kissed me, and my heart did that flippy-over thing, and, it’d never done that before, so… that was nice.

And over the next few months we saw each other a lot and I slowly fell in love with you. And I just thought I’d share some of my favourite memories that I have of us together.

Bob: Did you see the VDay Video?
Susan: Yeah. Didn't it go like: "awrf! hi dan!" or something?
Bob: Yeah, that. Dont mention it to ANYBODY. It's classified.

awrf by TheNatalynMiner January 5, 2019

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016