(n) when a guy feels uncomfortable but has already made the jump to take his pants off. His penis is awkward and shy because he has not been aroused enough.
John: "Uhh just gimme a second babe.."
Vallerie: "Hehe oh my GOD your dick is awkward! As fuck."
*...AWKWARD SILENCE...*
Vallerie: You have an awkward dick, John.
John: :'(
John: /wrists
Vallerie: "Hehe oh my GOD your dick is awkward! As fuck."
*...AWKWARD SILENCE...*
Vallerie: You have an awkward dick, John.
John: :'(
John: /wrists
by Rebel_Souldier October 12, 2013
When a guy cums during sex; tries to go for a next round and can only get semi hard leaving him to awkwardly smack the girls vagina with a limp dick, bending with each thrust.
"Man I busted so quick with Jenny. I tried to go for round 2 and got a case of the awkward dick bendz."
by rhymes with baugust tininth November 16, 2016