when a crossdressing lesbian goes down on a crossdressing gay
lesbian- whoa thats not a vagina..
gay- whoa you have no penis..

...awkward...
by lord kira July 7, 2011
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when sketch meets prude...

that just equals a whole shit load of awkward-ness.
Me: DUDE where the herb?!
straightedge people: uhhhh what?! you smoke?! thats BAD FOR YOU.
Me: Oh shit... *AWKWARD*
by smokethattumbleweed November 3, 2006
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A completely embarassing situation
When Joey began talking to Bob about his new girlfriend Rihanna, the situation quickly became awkward after he realized Rihanna was Bob's Ex!
by AnonymousPieceofshit January 22, 2016
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Interjection used in a situation that is slightly uncomfortable, often accompanied by a gesture where the lower arm is thrust out perpendicular to the ground with the hand open and fingers together with thumb on top.

(Had to correct Otis's because it is PERPENDICULAR not parallel!)
(long pause)...awkward...
by Zach Schiffman March 15, 2005
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Not awkward.

A word used by people- mainly high school trend followers- to describe anything, anywhere, at any time, when no other words enter the brain.

Awkward used to be a word people used to describe a time when tension fills the air, eye contact is made and broken, and an uncomfortable mood sets in.
More likely than not, the case in question was not in any way awkward.
Girl: ...And then the doctor told me it was broken and I'd have to get a cast.

High school trend follower: Awkward!
by Defining Your World January 28, 2012
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1) slightly off kilter or odd
2) the result of intoxication
3) The Language of the under-water or "AQU-WORD"
1) that dude is awkward
2) he was awkward after 42 shots of jager
3) i wonder if that fish speaks aqu-word
by I'm just half a man August 2, 2006
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