away message trick 

when you are on Instant Messenger and put your away message on so you choose who you want to talk to so the douches you dont want to talk to wont talk to you

Annoying Kid: Hey
Auto Response from You: I am Away from the Computer.
meanwhile...
Cool Kid: Hey
You: Hey, I'm using the away message trick so I don't have to talk to douches.

away message trick by The Kaskie August 16, 2006