Attack toaster is a sexual identity where you are hot like a toaster and feisty and ready to attack. Also, your body is covered in metal and plugs into a wall. If you don't agree with me then you have big gay and deserve to die in a hole because you are a toasterphobic gaywad.
Person 1: I sexually identify as an attack toaster
Person 2: Thats okay, im not a toasterphobic gaywad!
Person 2: Thats okay, im not a toasterphobic gaywad!
by finchyyy May 16, 2018
When a sentient toaster/robot toaster's voice goes muffled and it desperately wants toast, if it does not get toast it will threaten to commit genocide until it does
by Toaster11Two June 27, 2023