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Atilla the Pun
Mark: "I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger... then it hit me."
Susan: "Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor."
Mark: "To write with a broken pencil is pointless.."
Susan: "Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink."
Mark: "uhh-"
Susan: "A hungry traveller comes upon a monastery and is taken into the kitchens. Upon entering he sees a monk frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No, I'm the chip monk"
Mark: gasp... You are Atilla the Pun!
Susan: "Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor."
Mark: "To write with a broken pencil is pointless.."
Susan: "Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink."
Mark: "uhh-"
Susan: "A hungry traveller comes upon a monastery and is taken into the kitchens. Upon entering he sees a monk frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No, I'm the chip monk"
Mark: gasp... You are Atilla the Pun!
Atilla the Pun by Drewbie91 June 13, 2009
Atallah
1) A former Miami University football player with an inflated ego and an abundance of swagger.
2) A regal creature that roams the streets of Oxford with blatant disregard for social norms and a hoodrat sense of humor.
This beast is known to spontaneously scream out, "rack rack RACKBALL"
2) A regal creature that roams the streets of Oxford with blatant disregard for social norms and a hoodrat sense of humor.
This beast is known to spontaneously scream out, "rack rack RACKBALL"
Atallah by ndizzle004 March 25, 2010
Atilla
Atilla is a very handsom and charming person. They can be very calm but when annoyed really scary. They always analyze everything and can read peoples minds. Atilla is very clever and can nearly solve every problem. Sometimes they can be insecure and sensitive. But they always try to think positive. They will become very successful in life and achieve every goal. Don’t get rid of an Atilla!
Atilla by Maximilian Hardy November 21, 2021
Atilla
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