Mark: "I wondered why the
baseball was getting bigger... then it hit me."
Susan: "Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor."
Mark: "To write with a broken pencil is pointless.."
Susan: "Did you hear about the
guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink."
Mark: "uhh-"
Susan: "A hungry traveller comes upon a monastery and is taken into the kitchens. Upon entering he sees a
monk frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No, I'm the chip
monk"
Mark: gasp... You are Atilla the Pun!