Pocket time

The time when you 'put someone in your pocket' or in other words - find then extremely cute and want to protect them at all cost.

"omg stay, you're so adorable, pocket time rn."

by ItsjLAV May 29, 2023

Gym Locker tea time

When one takes his gym clothes and soakes them in the bathroom sink in hot water and no soap and then serves to unwanted guests who won't leave.

Gym Locker tea time is what you will get when you crash my party.

by blacky9er#7 November 26, 2013

calm time

When you and the boys are chilling

That sounds like a calm time

by Calm time May 23, 2019

Chamber time

A time when you pull a girl's dress over their head and yours, when they need to tell you something they are hiding from you.

1) Guy: "Juliet, whats with you?" "Nothing" (she lies). *Swoossh* "CHAMBER TIME!!"

2) Guy: "Juliet, why are you being such a bitch?" Juliet: "I'M NOTT!!!" (again she lies).
*Swoosshh* "CHAMBER TIME!!"

by oli.moretti August 20, 2011

Unprecedented Times

A dispensation of time where you are expected to be ripping your hair out, growing a beard, supermanning women, leaving your new wife to sneak off with Larsa Pippen, get as many women pregnant as possible all at once like Nick Cannon, and of course use lots and lots of hand sanitizer, also known as 2020.

These are some unprecedented times. It turns out we survived the pandemic and now I'm 30lbs bigger with 3 kids on the way and I have to explain to my wife where I've been.

by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021

Covid time

The weird manipulation of the perception of time during the covid-19 lockdown

"You remember when school started? Was it last week? Week before that? Earlier this week? Eh, covid time, you know how it is"
"Yep, covid time"

by somebrookdlyn October 25, 2020

COVID Time

The time distortion in your memory because of the disruption and stress caused by the pandemic.

The Beirut explosion happened a month ago? It was a month in real time, and a week in COVID Time.

by airsafe September 4, 2020