Astits 

In reference to a womens assets -
Specifically her arse and tits.

Paul - "She has got nice astits too"

Astits by Pixie42 April 8, 2017

these fishsticks are hard as tits 

extreme expression of dissaproval; derived from the tourettes guy

one day billy bob gets fired and exclaims:'these fishsticks are hard as tits!!"

these fishsticks are hard as tits by ninjamann13 June 27, 2007

as useless as tits on a bull 

tits are not used on a bull because bulls do not produce milk. they are still there though.

a person that cannot do their job properly may be referred to as= as useless as tits on a bull.

as useless as tits on a bull by Tom Love February 2, 2007

Hard as Tits 

Desciribes the hardness or fortitude of an object or person(makes you wonder who's tits they're feeling).

"Goddamnit! These fishsticks are hard as tits!"

Hard as Tits by megaman and bass December 11, 2007

useless as tits on a boar hog 

Southern slang to describe a person, place, event or item in which there is little or no value; in the same way that tits are of no use on a male hog.

Gosh I don't know why the boss hired that lazy assed guy to work here, he is as "useless as tits on a boar hog"!

useless as tits on a boar hog by clintoncousin December 11, 2007

sick as tits 

Awesome, amazing, really astounding.

The system in my car is sick as tits.

sick as tits by Vape fanatic February 17, 2014

Astitedgick

astronomically titillating tragedy....something so strange, so bizarre, it's funny...

Did you see the way that idiot biker slammed into the side of that bus??? totally astitedgick.....

Astitedgick by Futureghst-MJC October 20, 2008