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Assoroli 

The time where someone is making you food (usually pasta) but is an asshole
Hey you assoroli pass me the salt
Assoroli by Zacharylovesmaria February 12, 2017
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assoroli 

When an asshole makes you food he is an assoroli usually the foods pasta
Hey you assoroli
assoroli by Zacharylovesmaria February 12, 2017

assoroli 

When an asshole makes you food he is an assoroli usually the foods pasta
Hey you assoroli
assoroli by Zacharylovesmaria February 12, 2017

assoholic bitch

someone who hates the thing you devote yourself to.
Alex is such an assoholic bitch for not liking sonic!

Assoholic Bitch

Someone that is addicted to ass, while being a giant bitch. This was first said by the genius Eric Merry
FUCK YOU YOUR AN ASSOHOLIC BITCH THUMBS UP ON THIS COMMENT IF YOU LIKE SONIC!
Assoholic Bitch by NemyOsel June 23, 2016
a chronic condition usually associated with constant asshole
behavior. This condition is non gender specific
Sally: I went out with Jerry last night and he kept hitting on the waitrees.

Patty: Jerry must be an assoholic. Dump him, girl!
assoholic by pretty wings September 11, 2009

Assoholic Bitch

Assoholic Bitch was invented in the video: Comment Comeback: I HATE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG by IHE the user Eric Merry to insult IHE for not liking sonic
"FUCK YOU YOUR AN ASSOHOLIC BITCH THUMBS UP ON THIS COMMENT IF YOU LIKE SONIC"
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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